Luchana Gatica

I am a 30 year-old comedian/actress/writer and most importantly, dirtyandthirty blogger! I am known for having way too much experience on the single life and making fun of myself.

Adventures in Babysitting

Adventures in Babysitting »

5 Apr, 2016
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My name is Luchana Gatica, and I suffer from severe ‘daddy issues’.

It is for this reason, in my self-diagnosed, expert opinion, that

Don’t Make The Same Waffle For A Different Girl And Post On Social Media.

Don’t Make The Same Waffle For A Different Girl And Post On Social Media. »

12 Feb, 2016
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It started with the best first date I’d had in a long time. After doing a motorcycle-ride-of-shame from my ex’s, I decided to

The Misadventures of Captain Save a Hoe

The Misadventures of Captain Save a Hoe »

2 Feb, 2016
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There are super heroes among us. They don’t wear capes. They don’t wear masks. They look like regular guys, and they are out

Confession: I’m Scared of My Dirty Thirty

Confession: I’m Scared of My Dirty Thirty »

22 Jan, 2016
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In 161 days, I will officially be 30… If I don’t kill myself first.

Yeah, I know. A lot

Leaving the Pond:  What To Do When You’ve Kissed Too Many Frogs

Leaving the Pond: What To Do When You’ve Kissed Too Many Frogs »

15 Jan, 2016
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“For once, I’d like to see you not shrug your shoulders when I ask you that,” said my roommate, moments after I Walk-of-Shamed

My First Experience with Botox: Never Say Never

My First Experience with Botox: Never Say Never »

8 Jan, 2016
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Just like my wise-beyond-his-years idol Justin Bieber said with the help of Will and Jada’s son, “Never Say Never…”.

 

When I was

The Dick Pic Game Has Been Changed Forever

The Dick Pic Game Has Been Changed Forever »

23 Nov, 2015
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As a comedian who talks and blogs a lot about the male and female anatomy, people are always trying to show me funny

This is 30

This is 30 »

13 Nov, 2015
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This is 30

I was so excited to turn 30. I felt I had made all the mistakes I needed to make and

Tick Mother#%@*ing Tock Tick My Biological Clock

Tick Mother#%@*ing Tock Tick My Biological Clock »

6 Nov, 2015
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Last week on the news, I saw a story about a Mexican woman who found an abandoned baby at a gas station. My

Confessions of a Dating App Junkie

Confessions of a Dating App Junkie »

23 Sep, 2015
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Fall is here and the leaves are starting to turn, so I have decided it’s time for me to turn some leaves, as