Melany Wynn Berger


I have so many crazy stories to share about being young, single and working (unknowingly) as a flytrap for ALL the stupid people in the world. I am a single girl in Beverly Hills with (funny and TRUE) stories and have been told that I need to write a book. So, I started blogging!

From Northern California originally, but moved to LA to work for William Morris, Irving Azoff, MTV, CAA and all the other big dogs (old men) in the music business (behind the scenes because I break car windows and make dogs bark when I try and sing). This was fantastic until I realized I was approaching 30 and still wanted to be a groupie in a rock band. So, I packed my things and relocated back to San Francisco where the freaks got weirder and my dating life nearly stopped because the guys were more interested in looking at each other than me. So, that brings me back to LA where I have started writing a blog and sharing my experiences with others who enjoy laughing at themselves, the harsh world, and of course, my stories.

Currently, I am starting my own boutique PR, Marketing/Branding, and Event Planning company, Melany Wynn, and you will want me to help you plan your next successful company and event. Stay tuned…


Melany’s Guydlines – (the bible) 
Follow me: (only if you are sane) @Melanyb12
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  1. Natalie Wiweke says:

    I’ve been following Melany’s blog now for a few months now and I’m now hooked! He blogs are so entertaining and true!

  2. Edzunia says:

    I am really getting a kick out of Melany Berger’s blog. It makes my day. She is a very talented and entertaining writer. I really look forward to reading the blogs because I never know what she is going to say. Where does she get this stuff?
    Are these really her life experiences? If so, I think I’d like to be a fly on her wall.

  3. Erin says:

    I LOVE Melany’s Guydlines and have been following her since the inception. She’s extremely witty and her stories are absolutely hilarious!!! So happy that she’s now a part of dirtyandthirty!!!

  4. Glen Scmidt says:

    This Melanie is so right on about everything! Love her spunk.

  5. Beverly L says:

    My favorite new blog, love to read it. I want more from Melany!

  6. John Sidline says:

    Melany, your posts on Melany’s Guydlines are regular features on my Facebook wall. Happy to see you have another venue for your insight an humor!

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