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The Top 5 Rules to Text-Sex
by Sarah Agajanian

1. Never show your face in a naughty picture.

The reason you should never show your face is for BLACK MAIL purposes. Baby, if things go sour somebody has some ammo. Two years from now, you might find your face on a random website.

2. Keep a good shot on file.

As sexual creatures of the new world, we must have a shot ready to roll and on file so we can make things happen. It’s called being prepared. You might not have time to run into your work bathroom to take a picture of your hot self in the mirror. Also, its hard to get the angles right so you look your absolute best.

3. Don’t sex text with someone unless you’ve tried them in person first.

Just because he tells you exactly what you want to hear in text, doesn’t mean he can perform. He could be making a up a fairy tale that will never happen. You are setting yourself up for failure and disapointment.

4. Be clear if the conversation is anal or vaginal, we don’t want a mishap.

I don’t want to go into depth here(literally), but if this situation isn’t verified you could be left in shock the next time you see this person naked and in the flesh. Just a little warning.

5. Try it.

Have some fun, live a little, get naked, touch yourself and follow the rules.

Get sex-ting you sex-ters!

Sarah Agajanian

 

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Sarah Agajanian

Sarah Agajanian is an artist and writer of many forms in Los Angeles, CA. She spends her days working at Damone Roberts Salon Beverly Hill's as a top Eyebrow/Make-up specialist. Her nights are busy with performing her music as a singer/songwriter around town at places like: The Viper Room and House of Blues. When she is not out and about the city, she enjoys to write and paint.

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4 Responses to The Top 5 Rules to Text-Sex

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  2. On number four, I take it this is where it becomes mission critical to not put a square peg in a round hole? :)

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