Men who are too good looking are never good in bed


Carrie Bradshaw Says… “Men who are too good looking are never good in bed because they never had to be.

It is my personal belief that some people should be seen and not heard, especially in a city like Los Angeles. I won’t get into details about my experiences with these aesthetically gifted individuals, but let’s just say Carrie Bradshaw was correct. If you’d like to discuss this over dinner and/or prove me wrong, I am open to that as well.

Maybe it’s because I’m older and see things differently than when I was 22, but I lose a lot of respect for people when I realize their beautiful significant others are really not that beautiful when they open their mouths. People who aren’t interesting in life are usually not interesting when the lights go down, if you know what I mean. (Wink, wink.)

This is why I believe funny is the new hot. I would rather be sentenced to a life of camel toe than date someone who can’t make me laugh. Not long ago, I went on a date with someone who was very good looking and the opposite of funny multiplied by 100, and had no idea. It was literally one of the shortest, most painful dates I have ever had in my life. I looked around the bar at other people’s dates and genuine laughs as I chugged my Pinot Noir and forced myself to chuckle at his terrible attempts to make a joke.

However, I think every girl can agree that a funny guy can get any girl he wants. I have had the pants “charmed” off of me on several occasions.

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Luchana Gatica
I am a 30 year-old comedian/actress/writer and most importantly, dirtyandthirty blogger! I am known for having way too much experience on the single life and making fun of myself.
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  1. Jenna says:

    Love this! You are so right! Funny is the new hot! 😀

    • Edilson says:

      I must be the only person on the plenat who’s never read any of the Sex and the City books, or watched the TV show or movies. Hope something good does happen, and that you’re enjoying this one!

  2. So I guess at that point, you just go for the S&M angle and take a sock, shove it in his mouth wrap duck tape around his face and head to keep the sock in there, and then just tie him to the bed with neck ties or duck tape. 🙂 Obviously joking here, just had to try and trouble-shoot this problem. Odds are this happens a lot in LA. 🙂

  3. p.s Silence is golden but duck tape is silver 🙂

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