I think one thing all guys and girls agree on is that New Years Eve is the one holiday we all want to get some action. As midnight rolls around, we hope the drinks, revealing outfits and cheesy pick up lines ensure a new years kiss.
As a connoisseur of all types of love whether you meet your partner tonight or have your first one night stand of 2014 let me provide the rants that will get you in their pants.
Here are a few of my favorite pick up lines…
Want to ring in the new year with a bang?
Say, “I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you.” Kiss and tell her you lost the bet. Double or nothing?!
Do you wanna enjoy the New Year? That’s what I call my penis.
Want to see two balls drop?
I can think of a better place to pour your champagne.
Can I be the last guy you sleep with in 2013? We’ve still got 10 minutes.
Do you work at Subway because you just gave me a footlong!
Have a great New Year!! Be safe, have fun and wrap it before you slap it! Sending you your first kiss. xo JiLL
With a background in stand up comedy and brought up with a pack of dudes, for self defense I learned a lot of strength training moves. Now I love to share my passion for health & wellness in my own comedic Jill fashion. I'm a certified Holistic Health Coach and Personal Trainer.