50 Shades of Grey Lingerie!

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The trailer for “50 Shades of Grey” has been released and belt buckles are being undone around the world! With a genius plan of opening the movie on Valentine’s Day, you know every woman will be dragging her man to see it. I can hear the guys moaning already. But trust me, if you just hang in there and go with your girl, you’ll be moaning again sooner than you think 😉

Men, just think about what will happen during this film. The sexy dialogue gets you both in the mood and all hot n heavy. Meanwhile, you had to provide zero energy for that mood alteration. Most guys despise Valentine’s Day because of the pressure and expected romantic gestures. Well cut to- you walk out of the theater hand in hand, smirking because you know the gift waiting at home is handcuffs and a blindfold. If there’s any time to “take the relationship to the next level”, this is it! The mood is romantic JUST BECAUSE OF THE MOVIE and next thing you know this chick flick turned the rest of the evening into a dick flick! The paint by numbers plot line of titillating Christian Grey will leave you painting your way from 1st base to rounding 3rd and if you’re slick (or she’s a ho) hitting a home run!

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Watching Jamie Dornan deliver sappy lines gives the dude credit to drag her ass to another Iron Man sequel. Another thought for the girls, make it a “chick flick” night and go with the ladies. This will give your guy a chance to miss you and you a chance to refill your love meter without sucking the fun out of his day…just his night 😉

Just the tip:
1) Splurge on candy at the theater, especially chocolate bc it’s an aphrodisiac!
2) Wear that mini skirt ladies and don’t forget to shave…everything!

Here’s the trailer of the film to get you “teased” for the release. Just give it to us already Mr. Christian Grey!

Tweet me what you’re most excited for at : @JillAnenberg

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Jill Anenberg
With a background in stand up comedy and brought up with a pack of dudes, for self defense I learned a lot of strength training moves. Now I love to share my passion for health & wellness in my own comedic Jill fashion. I'm a certified Holistic Health Coach and Personal Trainer.

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