Watch Nicki Minaj’s Music Video for Anaconda and Get Some Serious Butt Envy – Hot or Hot Mess?

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Ms. Minaj has really played this one right by teasing us with the release of this music video for weeks! The first time I saw this picture she definitely got my attention, and I’ve seen it all (this coming from the girl who cast reality shows like Rock of Love in a previous life).

What do you think?  Hot or Hot Mess? I’ve got some back, but this definitely gave me some butt envy so I’m giving it my ‘Hot’ approval!  Be sure to listen to the lyrics and I’ll print them below the video.  Please note they are GRAPHIC.  And if you are a ‘skinny bitch’, you might get your feelings hurt:

My anaconda don’t
My anaconda don’t
My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun

Boy toy named troy, used to live in Detroit
Big dope dealer money, he was getting some coins
Was a shooter with the law, but he live in a palace
Bought me Alexander McQueen, he was keeping my stylish
Now thats r-r-real, gun in my purse, bitch I came for us to kill
Who wanna go first? I had them push daffodils
I’m high as hell, I only took a half of pill
I’m on some dumb shit

By the way, what he say?
He can tell I ain’t missing no meals
Come through and fuck em in my automobile
And I’m hitting it with his girls, and he telling me to chill
And he telling me it’s real, that he love my sex appeal
Say he don’t like em boney, he want something he can grab
So I pulled up in the Jag, and I hit em with the jab like

My anaconda don’t
My anaconda don’t
My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun

Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Look at her butt (look at her butt)

This dude named Michael used to buy motorcycles
Dick bigger than a tower, I ain’t talking about Eiffel
Real country ass nigga, let me play with his rifle
Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he calling me NyQuil
Now that bang bang bang, I let him hit it cause he slang cocaine
He toss my salad like his name Romaine
And when we done, I make him buy me romaine
I’m on some dumb shit

By the way, what he say?
He can tell I ain’t missing no meals
Come through and fuck em in my automobile
And I’m hitting it with his girls, and he telling me to chill
And he telling me it’s real, that he love my sex appeal
Say he don’t like em boney, he want something he can grab
So I pulled up in the Jag, Mayweather with the jab like

My anaconda don’t
My anaconda don’t
My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun

Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Look at her butt (Look at her butt)

My anaconda don’t
My anaconda don’t
My anaconda don’t want none unless you got bunsm hun

Don’t don’t don’t, my anaconda don’t
Don’t want none unless you got buns, hun

Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt

Yeah, he love this fat ass
Yeah, this one is for my bitches with a fat ass in the fucking club
I said, where my fat ass big bitches in the club?
Fuck the skinny bitches, fuck the skinny bitches in the club
I wanna see all the big fat ass bitches in the motherfucking club
Fuck you if you skinny bitches WHAT?

I got a big fat ass
Come on

Hmmmm… wonder what J Lo thinks?  And can we please talk about all the amazing memes created from this.

 

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3 Comments

  1. EFTROM says:

    Another black-person music video that objectifies women and obsesses over sex? How original!

  2. Rock n Rolla says:

    Wow. Plumbing new depths of animal stupidity. Her voice is like nails on a chalk board. Why not just make a porno instead? Decline of Western Civ, example 2007.

  3. Bullet says:

    So. The object of ridicule and bullying now are the skinny girls and women. This generation just keeps lowering the bar. The video and lyrics are both disgusting and crass.

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