Summer is in full-effect which, for us ladies, means big trouble in Little China. By China, I mean vagina. We are wearing less clothing and spending a lot of time in swimsuits. I’d be lying if I said my girlfriends and I don’t spend hours talking/stressing about what is going on with our vagina’s hair growth cycle.
Wether you are single or in a relationship and much like the saying about black men, once you “go wax,” you never go back… To razors. Except when you’re single, you don’t have a second chance to make a first impression. Yes, we know no guy has ever passed up a vagina because it was not impeccably groomed, but there is a first time for everything. And I don’t want to be THAT first time.
As if there are not enough things that go on down there that we have to worry about, there is also the question of wax? Shave? Laser? Vaginas belong to women because they are needy bitches. Just like us.
Here are some examples of the unfortunate scenarios we encounter on a vagina-to-day basis:
Ladies, you are never alone in your vagina woes. Always remember: A good bikini wax is a terrible thing to waste.LUCHANA GATICA www.luchanasvidaloca.blogspot.com Follow me @luchanagatica
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