It’s that time of year again – Halloween! And seeing as we’re throwing a big Halloween party this evening, we are more excited than ever!
This is also the time of year when women show as much skin as possible, unleash their inner skank and go as a “slutty” this or a “sexy” that to as many Halloween parties as possible …. we say BORING!
Ladies let’s be real:
- Those costumes aren’t comfortable
- You spend the whole night sucking in your tummy and tugging to keep your “costume” in place (can you say camel toe)
- You aren’t going to pick up any sort of “quality” man dressed like a hoe
- Admit it – you are FREEZING!
- Way too many bad photo ops and unflattering angles when you are practically naked ( and you don’t want to spend the next day hungover untagging yourself from pics)
Why spend the month week crash dieting to squeeze into some overpriced piece of crap you picked up on Hollywood Blvd? Why not unleash your inner child and dress up as something you’ve always dreamed of! You can totally play out your Disney Princess fairytale, look hot and not have your ass hanging out.
So this year I challenge you to OWN IT and be whatever the hell you want to be! Who cares what other people are wearing – BE YOU!
We are so serious about this we even filmed a PSA – Save a Slut! Seriously, help us save these Halloween sluts!
P.S. We would love for you to share your costumes with us for a followup piece! Email them to dirtyandthirty@gmail.com
And have a Happy Halloween!
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I love it! A sack of potatos! LOL…. Only EBeth….She should go as Elly! I’m dressing up as a ship captain!
I totally agree! Dressing up to try to “impress” others is something I did in my naive 20′s – now I know better.
Not sure how I’m gonna top Sack of Potatoes but I gotta try…
This is EXACTLY something you do in your twenties and NOT in your thirties.
I went for a more tasteful “sexy” type of costume. It’s a circus ringleader, but no midriff, and NO effing boobs hanging out all over the place! My husband says it’s probably the hottest costume I’ve ever bought, and that includes the slutty costumes!
Ladies! Do your thing! If this is the only way you can get attention, BY GOLLY, GO FOR IT! It’s one day out of the year! If you wear a suit in corporate America or a stay home mom and just need to have some fun, FREEZE those nipples off!
You would be surprised how much men like imperfections!
P.S. Not sure what that girl in the middle is dressed as?
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Yes, from a practical perspective, do try and keep warm (if you are in cold weather climate). Don’t get me wrong I am a first amendment guy and all about freedom of speech. You just don’t want to wake up the next day with a bad hangover and a cold on top of it. (You can wear a fur coat over the costume if there is not a whole lot of fabric there and still be sexy) Have fun, wear what makes you feel good, just be smart about the current weather conditions.