It’s that time of year again – Halloween! This is also the time of year when women show as much skin as possible, unleash their inner skank and go as a “slutty” this or a “sexy” that to as many Halloween parties as possible …. we say BORING!
Ladies let’s be real:
- Those costumes aren’t comfortable
- You spend the whole night sucking in your tummy and tugging to keep your “costume” in place (can you say camel toe)
- You aren’t going to pick up any sort of “quality” man dressed like a hoe
- Admit it – you are FREEZING!
- Way too many bad photo ops and unflattering angles when you are practically naked ( and you don’t want to spend the next day hungover untagging yourself from pics)
Why spend the month week crash dieting to squeeze into some overpriced piece of crap you picked up on Hollywood Blvd? Why not unleash your inner child and dress up as something you’ve always dreamed of! You can totally play out your Disney Princess fairytale, look hot and not have your ass hanging out.
So this year I challenge you to OWN IT and be whatever the hell you want to be! Who cares what other people are wearing – BE YOU!
We are so serious about this we even filmed a PSA – Save a Slut! Seriously, help us save these Halloween sluts!
P.S. We would love for you to share your costumes with us for a followup piece! Email them to email@example.com
And have a Happy Halloween!
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