Blank Space – Taylor Swift – Parody by DirtyandThirty “Plank Space”

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This is what happens when girls try not to eat too much over the holidays!

 
 
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Thank you for watching our fun Parody of Taylor Swift’s Blank Space! We hope you enjoyed it as much as we had fun making it! We love her new album “1989” and Blank Space is one of our favorite songs! We decided to make the parody after seeing her amazing performance at the AMAs! Did you catch her inspiring performance at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show?

Stay excellent, Happy Holidays 🙂 xoxo

Taylor Swift “Plank Space” Parody Produced by – DirtyandThirty
Directed by – Tony Shriller http://www.youtube.com/vantageshriller
Parody Music produced by – Annaliese Schiersch & Ryan Scheiße

Actors/Singers:
Stuart Brazell – https://twitter.com/stuartbrazell
Stefanie Seifer – https://twitter.com/StefSeifer
Jaclyn Marfuggi – https://twitter.com/JaclynMarfuggi
Gabi Conti – https://twitter.com/GMConti
Jade Recheis – https://twitter.com/JadeRecheis
Brady Matthews – https://twitter.com/Bradymatthews13
Annaliese Schiersch – https://twitter.com/likesowhatever

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Taylor Swift Parody “Plank Space” lyrics

Hate this teacher, Are we done
Can someone get me a glass of champagne
No carbs, planking, a juice cleanse
Saw you there and I thought
Oh my god, see that cut
You look like my next mi-steak
Screw this diet, want to play? Hey
Gotta focus, no photoshop here
Damn those models in the magazines
Hold up honey, don’t you cry
Thought is was all about that bass
So hey, let’s be friends
We’re dying to taste how your bacon crisps
Grab your condiments and our hands
We could make our cheat day last all weekend

[Chorus]
Do we hold this plank forever
This ‘ish is way too hard
Kale is tasteless
Just get me to the bar
Got a long list of temptations
They’ll tell you I’m insane
Screw this plank space baby
And we got no shame

Cherry Pie, Nacho Cheese
It’s all good, I got my waist cinch on
Hershey kisses, Pretty please
Make me wet with your mac and cheese.
Oh my God, holidays
How are we gonna get through this month
Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year’s Eve, I can’t
Turkey, stuffing, pumpkin pie
Uggg F- these cross fit reps.
mashed potatoes, Hanukkah gelt
Keep you second guessing like
oh my god, carb overload
I got drunk on too much wine
By 2015 I’ll be fine
Holidays are a nightmare dressed like a daydream

[Chorus]

Restrictive eating is torture
Don’t say I didn’t say I didn’t warn ya
Screw it we are a size larger
Food Porn Food Porn Food Porn ya

[Chorus]
Do we hold this plank forever
This ‘ish is way too hard
Kale is tasteless
Just get me to the bar
Got a long list of temptations
They’ll tell you I’m insane
I have a blank space baby
And we got no shame


Taylor Swift “Blank Space” – 1989 Lyrics
Written by – Taylor Swift, Max Martin & Johan Schuster
Published by: Sony ATV & Kobalt Music Publishing

Nice to meet you, where you been?
I could show you incredible things
Magic, madness, heaven, sin
Saw you there and I thought
Oh my God, look at that face
You look like my next mistake
Love’s a game, want to play?

New money, suit and tie
I can read you like a magazine
Ain’t it funny, rumors fly
And I know you heard about me
So hey, let’s be friends
I’m dying to see how this one ends
Grab your passport and my hand
I can make the bad guys good for a weekend

Chorus:
So it’s gonna be forever
Or it’s gonna go down in flames
You can tell me when it’s over, mm
If the high was worth the pain
Got a long list of ex-lovers
They’ll tell you I’m insane
‘Cause you know I love the players
And you love the game

‘Cause we’re young and we’re reckless
We’ll take this way too far
It’ll leave you breathless, mm
Or with a nasty scar
Got a long list of ex-lovers
They’ll tell you I’m insane
But I’ve got a blank space, baby
And I’ll write your name

Cherry lips, crystal skies
I could show you incredible things
Stolen kisses, pretty lies
You’re the King, baby, I’m your Queen
Find out what you want
Be that girl for a month
Wait, the worst is yet to come, oh no

Screaming, crying, perfect storms
I can make all the tables turn
Rose garden filled with thorns
Keep you second guessing like
“Oh my God, who is she?”
I get drunk on jealousy
But you’ll come back each time you leave
‘Cause, darling, I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream

[Chorus]

Boys only want love if it’s torture
Don’t say I didn’t, say I didn’t warn ya
Boys only want love if it’s torture
Don’t say I didn’t, say I didn’t warn ya

Stuart & Stefanie

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