Are you dreading the impending dates of Coachella? I mean, why does it have to be two weekends long? Are you just over it, but you don’t want anyone to know? Remember 2009 when there were day passes?
Let’s be real, we’re at the point in our lives now where we’d rather spend two weeks in Europe than spend that money sweating our asses off, using a port-a-potty and coming back with step throat 3 days later.
And No! We don’t know where Molly is ;)!
Luckily, we’ve got you covered! You can still keep your street cred without ever stepping foot in Indio, CA.
Here’s how to fake you’re at Coachella without ever going!
Tip1: It’s all about the #Hashtags and don’t be scared to recycle a picture.
The likes are all that really matter anyway.
Tip 2: Be sure to check in. You don’t have to be at Coachella for people to think you are.
Tip 3: Flaunt your festival fashion
All you need is flower headdresses, bikini tops with long bohemian skirts, tons of bracelets, glam tatts and don’t forget the fringe!
Tip 4: Use the lingo:
“Meet me at the Sahara tent.”
“I have no service.”
“I’m so hot / I’m so cold.”
“What tribe are you?”
Tip 5 : Fake a Coachella hookup
Just grab a shirtless douchebag and snap a pic.
Just make sure he has his dance down! (hmmmm… Leonardo DeCaprio)